Just want you to know you are loved and appreciated.  Being a Mom isn't for sissies. Often it's mighty hard.  But it's the most important work anyone can choose to do.



A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around the garden.  The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house, and no sign of the dog.

Walking in the door, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over and the throw rug was against one wall.  In the front room the TV was on with the cartoon channel blasting.  

The family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was by the back door. 

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. 

He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. 

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel... She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. 

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"

''Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."




 
 
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Did you know it's possible to be unusually funny and presidential at the same time?  Mitt did it!

Presidential candidates since 1960 have been honored to speak at the Alfred E. Smith Charity Dinner.  It's a time to help a great cause and enjoy exquisite food, invigorating company, and top notch humor.


  





LOL!  Here are a few of my favorite jokes from Mitt's remarks...

* I was hoping that President Obama would bring Joe Biden along, because he'll laugh at anything.

*  We were chatting pleasantly this evening as if Tuesday didn't happen.

* The president's remarks tonight are brought to you by the letter O and the number 16 trillion. 


Please feel free to share your favorites in the comments.  

(And click the tiny "Read More" link if you can't see the transcript and you'd like to read it.)




 
 


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Sometimes planned, sometimes spontaneous, humor was President Reagan's secret weapon.  

He used humor to disarm his opposition and unify his support.  

He used humor to heal and create harmony.  

He used humor to humbly poke fun at himself, as well as his opponents.  

One of the many reasons we loved Ronald Reagan was because we could laugh with him.  

And while we were laughing, we often saw life a little clearer.  

We realized how much we have in common as Americans, and that working together we could make America a better place.